He returned with a new girlfriend. She is one foot taller than him and she is drop dead beautiful.
The other day I talked to him asking how things are going with his new girl.
He moved closer to me and whispered:
"My girl says: it's no problem to have a small penis"
Then he continued:
"But I would prefer it if she didn't have one at all."
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