So my girlfriend takes me out to this bar the other night...

... and as we're sitting there, she goes up to the bartender and whispers something in his ear.

"What did you tell him?" I ask her.

"Oh," she says. "I asked him to make you this amazing drink. You have to try it."

So we go to the bar and the bartender puts a shot of Baileys, some salt and a lime in front of me.

The girlfriend says, "Okay, first you have the shot of Baileys but don't swallow it."

That's easy enough. I take the Baileys in my mouth. It tastes kinda nice.

"Now you put the salt in", she says.

All right. I drop a pinch of salt in and it's kinda weird, but it's still manageable. I'm a guy. I can do this.

"Okay, now squeeze the lime in and gulp it down."

So I squeeze the lime and the whole thing curdles in my mouth. As I try not to throw up, girlfriend giving me the look all the time, and I somehow manage to swallow that shit. It tastes disgusting. I try to keep a straight face - I'm a man after all.

"Man! What the fuck do you call that drink?"

"Blowjob Revenge."