So these three guys are talking about their sex lives; there's a Mexican, an American, and a Pole all sitting around the bar.
The Mexican is bragging. "When I make love to my wife," he says, "I always grab her by the back of the neck and whisper in her ear. It drives her crazy."
"When I make love to my wife," the American says, "I always kiss the back of her knees and nibble on her legs. It drives her crazy."
The Pole puffs out his chest. "When I make love to my wife," he says, "I always pull out wildly, finish all over the place, and then wipe my dick on the curtains. It drives her crazy."
[from /r/askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1qwcyt/what_are_some_sex_etiquette_rules_that_you_think/cdhgwm4)
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