Mr. Cohen and Mr. Brown are two business men in New York. Mr. Brown is a fourth generation American, who owns a big clothing store, while Mr. Cohen is an old Jewish man, who immigrated to the U.S from Poland during the war. Mr. Cohen is small business owner, who makes cloth.
One day Mr. Cohen requests that Mr. Brown to start making his clothes with Cohen's cloth. Mr. Brown agrees, on one condition; the first purchase must be a small test sample, so that Brown's workers can inspect it and make sure it is good quality. Cohen agrees, stating that the cloth will no longer than the length between the tip of his nose and the tip of his schlong. They both shake hands and agree to the transaction.
Next week Mr. Cohen arrives at Mr. Brown's shop, driving a huge truck, full to the brim with cloth. Mr. Brown storms out frantically.
"Mr. Cohen, what are you doing?"
"Delivering the cloth Mr. Brown."
"But we agreed on the length; from the tip of your nose, to the tip of your schlong!"
"Ah, but Mr. Brown! My nose may be here, in New York, but I was circumcised in Treblinka."
EDIT: Fixed the plot hole that u/-ladies pointed out.
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