There to meet them is St. Peter, who informs them that they may pass through but their judgement is to be carried out in front of Jesus. At last they reach Jesus, who says the following...
"Messi my child, you were always good to the poor and those less fortunate. Here, I have a seat on my right hand side for you" and gestures for Messi to come take a seat.
"Ronaldo my son, though you were at times arrogant your heart is good and your daily prayers for wisdom and empathy displayed this to me. Come, take a seat on my left hand side." And Ronaldo walked to Jesus's left.
"Zlatan... Well Zlatan you" but before He could finish speaking Ibra interrupted and said "Jesus, what are you doing in my seat?"
*Heard from a Swede on a train to Stockholm a couple days ago. Sorry if you've heard before, I got a real kick out of it.
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