HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN
2. She is not a SCREAMER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
6. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE
11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PICTORIALLY SUPERIOR
13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER