He goes to his sister and asks: "Jane, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "Fuck off, dick", she responded.
He proceeds to his mother, who is talking on the phone and clearly mad. "Mommy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" "BITCH! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT!" responded the mother.
Timmy goes to his younger brother, who is currently in his super-hero phase. "Billy! What's the third letter of the alphabet?" "SUPERMANNNNNN!"
--The Next Day--
Timmy walks into the classroom and the teacher asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is. "Fuck off, dick"
"Timmy?! How dare you!"
"BITCH! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHIT!"
"TIMMY!!! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!"
"SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!"
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