So Lars Anderson opens an Archery Academy

All the renowned archers of history try to join. But Lars would only take the real worthy ones, so he sets a test.
First comes Robin Hood.

Lars says, "there in the faraway tree I have kept a toy bird, you have to hit the bird's eye to pass the test. Pray tell me, what do you see?"

Robin Hood-"I see the tree, the bird in the branch.

Lars-" Nothing else? "

Robin-" Nope"

Lars- "Then I am sorry to say that you are disqualified. NEXT! "

Next steps up William Tell. Lars asks him the same thing.

William- "I see the bird, the tree, the horizon behind it. I see you, the other contestants and all that is in front on me. I am not blind.

Lars-" Disqualified. NEXT! "

This goes on for dozens of more candidates.

Hawkeye steps and goes through the same routine.

Hawkeye-" I see the bird's eye and only the bird's eye, nothing else. "

Lars-"(elated) Terrific! You sir, are one in a million. Go steadfast and take ur shot, you have three chances.

Hawkeye misses.

Hawkeye-" GODDAMMIT! I FOCKIN MISSED!

Lars- (vexed) You have two more chances don't miss.

Hawkeye takes his time, concentrates and shoots.

Hawkeye- "GODDAMMIT! I FOCKIN MISSED.

Lars- (Cleary frustrated) This is your last chance. If you miss this time, the God Zues himself will shoot his thunderbolts up your ass.

Hawkeye relaxes, trying to remember all his S.H.I.E.L.D training, musters up his courage and shoots.

And he misses.

Black nimbus clouds begins to cover the sky, the sky thunders and opens up. A flashing lighting Bolt could be seen among the clouds.
The bolt suddenly speeds up dramatically paces towards them. It strikes ground and everything goes bright for a moment.
When the contestants recuperate from the shock, they see Lars Anderson writhing on the ground clutching his ass with agony.

A booming voice suddenly erupts from the heavens.

GODDAMMIT! I FOCKIN MISSED.