So Johnny just turned 21.

And he is still a virgin. He decides that tonight he is going to change that. So he scrapes together $50 and goes down to the local whore house. He walks in and talks to the pimp.

"Hi, I'm still a a virgin and want my first time to be with a really hot girl, but I only have $50."

The pimp thinks about for a bit and says, "I got just the girl for you. Down the hall, last door on the left."

So Johnny goes down the hall and knocks on the door. Now he's sitting there praying, "please let her be hot, please let her be hot." Eventually the door opens and she is drop dead gorgeous, a perfect 10. So he goes in and says he's a virgin, and she says "don't worry I'll handle everything."

So they strip down and start doing it and Johnny says that it kind of hurts. The prostitute says that's normal and to keep going. And Johnny insists that it really hurts.

So the prostitute says "fine wait outside for a few minutes."

So Johnny goes outside and waits, eventually she opens the door and they head inside and start doing it again.

And Johnny says, "wow this feels a lot better, what did you do?"

"Oh I pulled the scabs out."