Three guys are kidnapped and stuffed in a van blindfolded, without knowing where they are.
The van has an open window, and so, one of the guys moves closer to the window and says :"Hey guys, I think we are in Italy, I smell pizza".
The second guy moves closer to the window and says :"No man, we are in Mexico, I can smell the tacos".
The third guy goes like :"We are in New York, you morons".
The other two men ask : "How do you know that for sure?"
The third guy answers : "I put my hand out the window and someone swiped my watch!"
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