A male and a female, magically come to life. They only have 24 hours of life in them, so they put it to good use.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" says the male.
"Yes..." says the female shyly. They go hand in hand behind some bushes, and there is much rustling in the branches. An hour later, they both emerge together, tired but satisfied.
"Do you want to do it again?" The male says.
"Definitely!" The female coos. "But this time, you hold down the pigeons and I'll shit on them!"
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