Q- How does a blonde respond to a boy when he says I got beef?
A- When can i jerk?
Q- How does a blonde respond when her friend says "me and some girl had beef at the chinese restaurant earlier today"?
A- dID YOU TWO HAVE THAT WITH BROCOLLI.
Q- What did the girl say to the cat?
A- mE got pussy too?
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