A member at a golf club

Joe is a member of his local golf club. He walks into the locker room after finishing his round and sees his friend Tim with an annoyed look on his face.

"Hey Tim, were you playing today?" Asks Joe

"Yeah, wasn't very good though, had a Princess Diana round" replied Tim

"A Princess Diana round?"

"Yeah, the driver fucking killed me"

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