This kid is trying to get everything ready. So he goes to the tuxedo rental store and there is a huge line. He waits forever, but finally he gets his tux rented. Then he goes to the florist to get flowers for his date, and again there is a huge line. He waits and waits and he finally gets his flowers. Then, his last stop is the limo place and again a huge line. So he waits forever and finally gets his limo rented.
A few days later, is prom day. He's in his tux looking good, he's got his flowers for his date, they're riding in the limo. They get to the prom and dance and have fun. Later, his date asks him to get her some punch. He gets to the table and there's no punchline.
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