...and the salesman catches him browsing the selection of bikes they offer. He focuses on a really nice Harley Davidson with some nice chrome parts. The salesman approaches him and says: "I see you have your eyes on one of our most beautiful machines." "Yeah, this one I wanna buy!". "Excellent choice, sir" says the salesman, "and since I'm a good guy I'll give you an advice. You see these chrome parts? They can get rusty when exposed to rain, but there's a fool-proof way to prevent this. Just put a bit of Vaseline on the chrome parts, then it won't rust. And because I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a free tube of Vaseline."
The biker is really happy about his purchase and the free tube of Vaseline, especially because his girlfriend called him earlier saying that her parents really want to meet him for dinner, and he wants to make a cool impression by driving to their house with his new bike. And so he does. He parks his motorcycle in front of his girlfriend's house.
His girlfriend's family really likes him and they have some nice conversations over dinner. Shortly before everyone finishes eating, his girlfriend leans towards him and whispers: "You know, we have this tradition in our family, the person who says the first word after everyone has finished eating, has to do all the dishes by himself."
After a while everyone has finished their dishes and it's really quiet all of a sudden.
The biker thinks "Okay, this is quite odd but I really don't wanna make the dishes, so I'm gonna remain silent." Five minutes later he gets impatient but still waits for something to happen. After ten minutes he can't stand that tense silence anymore, so he takes his girlfriend and lays her on the dinner table after which he fucks her really hard.
No one bats an eye, the family members do not say anything at all. So he takes the mother, puts her on the table and fucks the brains out of her...Everybody remains silent.
Shortly after he casually looks out the window and sees that there are some rainy clouds at the sky, which is when he remembers the salesman's advice. So he reaches into the pocket of his jacket and gets his tube of Vaseline. At this point the father jumps away from the table and yells: "Okay, okay, I'll do the fucking dishes!"
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