So it honestly is my birthday in one week from today. Next Monday.

My father came over after working a 14 hour shift. He brought me a an early birthday gift. I open it up and find i received the hammer i always wanted. I was so happy that I had to go to the barn! Once i got to the barn I preceded to hit the hay.

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