STD

"Doc, I think my son has an STD,� a man tells his urologist on the phone. �Luckily, the only woman he�s screwed is our maid.�


�OK, don�t be hard on him. He�s just a kid,� the medic soothes. �Get him in here right away and I�ll take care of him.�


�But I�ve been screwing the maid too,� the man continues. �And I�ve got the same symptoms my son has.�


�Then come in with him and I�ll fix you both up,� replies the doctor.


�Well,� the man admits, �I think my wife has it too.�


�Oh, crap!� the physician roars. �That means we�ve all got it!�


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo