I got home from the hospital and I told my wife that I saw a live being from fictional lore. She said "You're crazy! You should give the medication to the patients, not take it yourself!" Then I bet her a blowjob that I actually saw a fictional creature in real life. She agreed. "Well I went in to check on my patient in room 604. I was reading Mr. Smiths chart when I saw his chief admission diagnosis was Leprosy. So I walked into the room and asked "How are you Mr. Smith?" Mr. Smith was playing cards on his tray table and looked up and smiled. He said "good morning, you look like a smart fellow." Being pretty sharp , or so I thought, I said "I like to think so." Mr. Smith replied well I bet you $10 you can't find the queen." as he pull a queen and 2 other random cards and placed them on the table. Being no stranger to 3 card monte I was up for it. Where could he possibly hide it? He did his little show, moving the cards around, but I never lost focus of where the queen was. I pointed to where I thought the queen was and BAM, a deuce." My wife looked at me and said, "big deal you lost $10, so?" I pulled out my dick and looked at her and replied "Yeah, but have you ever seen a real life Lepper-Con-Man?"
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