A man walks into a bar and orders 8 shots of vodka.

"Rough day?", says the bartender as he starts pouring the shots.

The man downs each shot as soon as it's full, then says "You wouldn't believe it. You'd be drinking like this too if you had what I have."

"What's that?"

"25 cents."

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