So I grab a stick and chase him out of my garden.
but the next day he's back taking another shit on my lawn. At this point I'm pretty pissed off so I throw a rock at him. It hits him right in the head and he panics, jumps over my garden wall and runs away.
I hoped he wouldn't be back after that, but the next day there he was again, this time he even brought his dog with him.
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