A man goes to a doctor complaining of pain in his penis. The doctor says, "you have penile cancer; your penis must be cut off." He goes to another doctor, who says the same thing. Then he goes to a folk healer. The healer makes up a herbal concoction. "Drink it." The man drinks it. "Stand on a chair." He stands on a chair. "Jump." He jumps off the chair, and his penis falls off by itself. "See - all they want is to cut."
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