So, I was walking through the mall and saw that there was a ‘Muslim Book Store’.

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and
asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked,
"Do you have a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?"

The clerk said, "*%#!+^ off! Get out! And stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"