one day when I saw a dog laying on the tracks. Curious, I crept forward and tried to see what the dog was doing. Surprisingly, the dog was having a litter of puppies. I sat there and watched (I've always wondered at the awes if birth) as the dog spat out six puppies. Then, after all the puppies were had, the mom stuck around for awhile, then got up to stretch. She walked a little while out, circled around the puppies, and on the 3rd circle on the tracks, she fell.
This is just proof that bitches be trippin'.
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