and for those that don't know, you get a companion named Lydia. You can tell Lydia to do almost anything. I told Lydia to attack a horse. She started to walk to it, but stopped. I decided to kill the horse myself. After I had killed it, Lydia continued to walk towards the horse. I said, "Lydia, you don't need to beat a dead horse."
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