. . . for a solid three and a half minutes of shagging. We're lying there afterwards and she asks, "Why don't you have a clock in your bedroom?"
"I do have a clock - a wall clock."
"What's a wall clock?"
So I bang on the wall. From next door a voice, "Hey asshole! Don't you know it's 3 in the morning?!"
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