Then: Being caught with Hustler magazineNow: Being caught by Hustler magazineThen: Hoping for a BMWNow: Hoping for a BMThen: The Grateful DeadNow: Dr. KevorkianThen: Getting out to a new, hip jointNow: Getting a new hip jointThen Mood StonesNow: Kidney StonesThen: Moving to California because it's coolNow: Moving to California because it's warmThen: Being called into the principal's officeNow: Storming into the principal's officeThen: Screw the system!Now: System upgrade.Then: Peace SignNow: Mercedes LogoThen: Getting your head stonedNow: Getting your headstoneThen: ''The Making of the President''Now: The making of the PresidentThen: ''Going blind''Now: REALLY going blindThen: Long hairNow: Longing for hairThen: Father Knows BestNow: Go ask your mother!Then: Parents begging you to get a haircut.Now: Children begging you to get their head shaved.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid refluxThen: The perfect highNow: The perfect high-yield mutual fundThen: KegNow: EKGThen: Take acidNow: Take antacidThen: VW MicrobusNow: Voyager MinivanThen: Thai StickNow: Thai FoodThen: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parentsNow: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kidsThen: Passing the driving testNow: Passing the vision testThen: Seeds and stemsNow: RoughageThen: Popping pills, smoking jointsNow: Popping jointsThen: Whatever!Now: ''Depends''Then: OmmmmmmNow: UmmmmmmThen: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth TaylorNow: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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