I was like " oh I saw a picture that reminded me of you the other day " and she's like "really?" And immediately I realised this was a bad idea because the picture I had seen was on a porn site . So she says "yeah, who was the photo of " so being that I know she's not a super sensitive person, "im not completely sure, it was on a porn site, this girl was on her knees covered in semen with a dick in her mouth"
So she says "ew that's gross , and you said this girl looked like me?!?!"
I said "what no when did I say that, I said the picture reminded me of you..."
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