So I heard that Electronic Arts is entering the food products market...

Their first entry: gazpacho. Cold tomato soup. With diced vegetables in the soup as DLC content (pay extra to obatain them from the chef).

New slogan: "*EA Borscht. Challenge every taste bud.*"

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