A mans walking on a beach and discovers a lamp. The man picks up the lamp, rubs it and out pops a genie. "Thank you so much for freeing me, I will grant you one wish. Anything you want!"
"Well," replies the man. "I'm afraid of flying and I don't like boats, but I'd love to visit Hawaii. Would you build me a bridge to Hawaii?"
"I'm sorry, that would take too many resources, I could never make this happen! Anything else!"
The man thinks and finally, "I've always wanted to understand women."
The genie looks stunned and asks, "Will that be 2 lanes or 4?"
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