A young Italian man immigrates to America. After a while, he writes to his mother in Italy: "Mama, I have met an American girl. I love her and I want to marry her." His mother immediately writes back: "My son, please do not marry an American girl. An American girl cannot cook as good as an Italian girl. An American girl cannot keep house as good as an Italian girl. And every time you fight, she will call you Wop." Some time goes by and the son writes again: "Mama, I'm sorry that I disappointed you but I married the American girl. You were wrong. She cooks as good as an Italian girl. She keeps house as good as an Italian girl. And she only calls me Wop when I call her Nigger."
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