So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won

Y2K Ballad

Y2K Ballad (sing to the tune of ''Gilligan's Island'') Just sit right...

Did you hear...

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould...

What do you call...

Labracadabrador.

I'd sit on Ellen...

... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it.

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I just wrote this out of boredom. I do not care what you think. If you think...

What's the...

Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Three scientists

We're conducting an experiment. They put a cork in an elephants ass and then...

20 Ft Long

What's twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line...

The virgin and...

There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to...

When a boy turns...

I can't remember what I picked