And I walk into the dining room to see that dinner is ready on the table. My wife walks in with a beer for me and I look up at her face to see that she has a black eye. I said "Honey what happened?" She says, "I.. uhh.. fell down some stairs." I look at her and say "Damn right you fell down some stairs."
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