She embarked on a series of paintings of her husband, killed in the most gruesome ways. Her husband returned at the end of the day, just as she was finishing up the initial sketch of her seventh painting. When he saw it and the six preceding works, the subject matter (Death), and the subject (Him), he was naturally very alarmed.
"What are you doing?!"
["Drawing conclusions"](/spoiler), she replied.
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