Men and Their Cars

Three men were at a business convention where they were discussing cars.

One man said, "I am an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn."

Another man says, "I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort."

The last man speaks up saying, "Well, I beat both of you - I am a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe!"

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