So he whipped it out there and then in the office. An older man, but not without his charms....

HUGE it was, biggest I'd ever seen. Asked me where I wanted it, I say I'll take it in the bum, that's how I'm used to it. He sticks it in, does the business. Over before you know it.

Not as bad as I expected, I guess I am used to that sort of thing after all these years but it bled a bit afterwards. He said that was quite normal with this sort of thing.

So that was my yearly, intrasmuscular Hayfever injection. Kenelog.

What the fuck did you think I was talking about? Dirty bastard.

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