A Mississippi Girl is flying on an airplane for the first time when...

...a smartly-dressed older woman sits down and arranges herself in the seat next to the girl.

"So, where y'all from?" the girl asks cheerfully.

The woman slowly takes out a handkerchief, dabs at her forehead and the corners of her mouth, and clears her throat before answering...

"Well... **I'M** from a place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions...!"

The girl slips a peanut into her mouth and nibbles on it awhile, contemplating...
Finally, she tries again...



"So, where y'all from... BITCH."

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