So during physics when we talked about energy, a guy in claass began to throw erasers at me...

Why does the...

He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

I went to...

Better luck on www.ancestry.com

How are people...

They're inbred.

When I have...

If I somehow manage to cross the women out of this vicious circle, I would be...

Where's the...

... It's hard to see.

A very...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...

My Bill Cosby...

...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record.

Staring Insult

If someone ever says, �What are you staring at?� Say �I don't know, give me...

Q: How many PA'...

Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

The BMW

A teenage girl walks into the house one day and walks up to her step dad and...