A teenage girl walks into the house one day and walks up to her step dad and says I need to use the BMW. My friends and I are going to the concert, and I want to drive. Oh yeah, says dad, " I'll tell you what, give me a blowjob and you can use the BMW." God you are the most disgusting man , and she storms out .
So the day of the concert rolls around and the she finds Mr Stepdad and starts in on him again. Please she begs ? He looks her in the eye and said , you know the deal. She starts to storm off again, but she had told her friends already and it's now time to go. " Okay, lets get this over with" and she drops to her knees. He whips it out and she starts in on the deed. She stops and looks away with disgust and say" Oh My God, it taste like shit" Stepdad looks down at her and says" Oh, I forgot , your brother is using the BMW tonight"
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