When I have money, I attract women! But when I attract women, I run out of money. When I run out of money, I no longer attract women. But when I no longer attract women, I get money!
When I have money, I attract women! But when I attract women, I run out of money. When I run out of money, I no longer attract women. But when I no longer attract women, I get money!
If I somehow manage to cross the women out of this vicious circle, I would be fabulously rich!
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