A man brings his son to the hospital. The boy has severe burns. The doctor asks him what happened. The boy says:"I wanted to see how much gas there was left in the canister and it was dark, so I lit a match". The doctor, sarcasticly, asks:"So, did you see?". The boys father cries:" The whole fuckin neighborhood saw!!!"
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