Walks into a doctors office thinking he has a hernia because his testicles hurt. The doctor has the man drop his pants, he reaches down lifts the right testicle and has the man cough.
"Interesting," said the doctor. He then lifts the left testicle and has the man cough again.
"I think I know what the problem is," the doctor says reaching for a pair of scissors. The doctor begins to cut the midget get scared.
"Doc what are you doing?" He asked.
"Just one more moment," the doctor taking a final snip. "Walk around a bit tell me if it's better."
The midget walks around a bit "that's so much better. What was wrong with me?"
"Nothing I just cut a couple inches off of your cowboy boots."
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