"Doctor, am I going to die?" she asks.
"Well certainly not," he replies, "there's a new drug that's been developed that simply works miracles."
"Well that is simply wonderful," the old woman croons, "what is it called?"
"We call it the god damn Jesus drug, because of all the miracles it works."
"You mustn't take the Lord's name in vein!" the sickly old lady gasps.
"Oh don't worry ma'am," the doctor chuckles, "I'll inject it into an artery."
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