so an englishman, a scottsman, and irishman walk into a pub and have a few drinks together. then they all have to go take a piss so they go to the bathroom. they're all doing their business and the englishman finishes up and goes to wash his hands. the scottsman finishes up and makes his way towards the door, then the englishman turns to him and says
"Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands?"
the scottsman replies
"didn't your mother teach you not to get piss on your hands?"
the irishman, still pissing, drunkenly exclaims
"you guys use your hands!?"
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