A little boy walks into a whore house with some cash and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venereal diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venereal diseases.
The boy says: when I go home, I will fuck the babysitter while my parents go out to eat. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, when my dad gets home he will screw my mom. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman.
AND THAT'S THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG !
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