The friend misses a short putt and exclaims, "Oh shit! I missed." The priest then responds, "Watch what you say! God will strike you down!" Later on in the round the friend misses another short putt, once again exclaiming "Oh shit! I missed again." The priest says back "I warned you before! If you say that one more time God will strike you down!" On the final hole, the priest's friend for the third time misses a short putt and shouts, "Oh shit! I missed!" "That's it," says the priest, "I warned you." Immediately afterwards a huge bolt of lightning comes out of the clear blue sky and strikes the priest. A loud, booming voice erupts from the heavens and says "Oh shit. I missed."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.