"Er we have a granny here who shot her husband because he walked over the floor she just mopped. what should we do?"
the response: "Ok have you arrested her? and have the paramedics attended to the old man?"
Officer: "Not yet."
radio: "Why not?"
Officer: "The floor is still wet..."
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