Proctologist: So have you thought about it?
Weird Al: I told you already, Bernie, there's no way I can do "Put a Ring in It."
Proctologist: Did I miss the moment?
Weird Al: No. That's just not how you prove you love someone, Bernie.
Proctologist: But...
Weird Al: It's not.
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