...and the nurse notices that when she bed-bathes the woman's genitals, there are small fleeting signs of life.
So the doctor explains to the husband and suggests that perhaps if he performed oral sex on her, it might bring her out of the coma.
So the husband goes in, but after a minute or so the woman's heart monitor flatlines and all the staff rush in to find her dead.
"What happened?" the doctor screams to the man.
"I'm not sure..." he says,
"...I think she choked"
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