There were three girls (triplets) that got up one morning on their birthday with the idea that they wanted to have someone spend the night for their birthday. They ran down stairs and asked their mom. Their mom said each of you may have one guest over. Each decided to have their boyfriend over. That night the mom went to each of the girls bedroom door to check up on her daughters. At the first door she heard yelling, not knowing why the mom went to the next one's door. At that door she heard laughing, assuming they must be having fun she went to the last daughters room to her surprise she heard nothing. The next morning she asked each about the noises she had heard.
The first daughter said, Mom it hurt.
The second daughter said, Mom it tickled.
The third daughter said, Mom, you always taught us not to talk with our mouth full.
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