and the ship is almost a total disaster. It's roasting hot out, and they figure their only hope is to hoof it in search of shelter. The mission commander tells them to each grab one thing from the wreck of their lander to take with them to help keep cool.
After a few minutes, they've each grabbed something, and they set off across the Mars landscape in search of shelter. After about two hours, they stop to take a break, and the mission commander asks each of them to show him what they've brought and explain why.
So the first guy has grabbed a couple of large water bottles, and says he figured they would be important, in case they got too hot and to remain hydrated. So the mission commander agrees that this makes good sense.
The second guy, has brought a large technical blueprint with him, which he says is to use to shade him from the Sun. The commander agrees that this is also sound.
Then he turns to the third guy and says, "But what the fuck made you drag that thing along?" The third guy has been dragging the lander door with them across the surface for the last two hours. He responds, "Well, I figured if I got too hot, I could always roll down the window."
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